#SCANDAL FINALE 2014 RECAP HOW TO#

Which means that the fall season is going to be all about the electionвЂ¦.UGHвЂ¦.anyone know how to pick the lock on handcuffs? If not I may have to gnaw my way through my hand to get out of this indentured servitude.

At least not yet.ДЇirst hint that this show is going to be all about picking the Veep. Anyway, Tom looks really disappointed when Cyrus doesnвЂ™t tell him to kill Michael. Michael on the other hand вЂ“ totally my cuppa. Because I would in fact kick Tom out of bed for eating crackers if I werenвЂ™t 99.9% sure heвЂ™d stab me in the eye after. Michael is taking good care of Ella and Tom has a shit-eating-yay-I-get-to-kill-CyrusвЂ™-whore look on his face. Next scene is Tom telling Cyrus that he found Michael (formerly known as CyrusвЂ™ whore). Not bad, Shonda, a dead body and we havenвЂ™t even had the opening credits. Jake is hella disturbing explaining to dying guy (a) that heвЂ™s going to die вЂ“ because Jake poisoned him and isnвЂ™t calling 911 and (b) why heвЂ™s going to die вЂ“ because Jake has daddy issues. WeвЂ™re introduced to JakeвЂ™s father-in-law who is talking about how Jake is the son he never knew he wantedвЂ¦when he has a heart attackвЂ¦because Jake poisons himвЂ¦because Rowan needs the moneyвЂ¦.which actually makes absolutely no senseвЂ¦. A majorly creepy as fuck bang, but a bang nonetheless. And what the hell are you people doing watching it?!?!?! Which kind of makes me wonder what the hell IвЂ™m doing watching it. Kind of makes me wonder what the demographic actually is for this show. At least thereвЂ™s something of a forward narrative even it if Shonda is completely the fuck over the top with the political caricatures. LetвЂ™s just hope she doesnвЂ™t murder someone else, right? I mean, itвЂ™s like they say about eating human flesh, вЂњonce you get the taste for it.вЂќ I may have gotten that wrong.ДЄnyway, I will say before we get to it that switching from Spy vs Spy to more politics has made for some better recent episodes, I mean apart from that total lemon Tamara got stuck re-capping for yвЂ™all.

Safe to say it isnвЂ™t a riff on the Temptations. ItвЂ™s the season finale of Scandal and IвЂ™m already predicting major crappy behavior from Olivia just from the title вЂ“ ThatвЂ™s My Girl.

Scandal finale 2014 recap